Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Macs kick butt!
Made with Macintosh

Don't be left behind.


CHONDROMALACIA
•  Darla's Chondromalacia Report
•  Darla's Medical Info
 

CHRISTIANITY

•  Downs Methodist Church
•  Saved By Grace
•  Women Should Be Silent!
•  How to Live, by James
 

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•  The Wild Child
•  The Purpose of Life
•  I'm Tall, and I Like It!
•  The Old People
•  Curly, the Whippet
•  Katie, the Whippet
•  Oreo, RIP
•  The Idiots
•  The Brucester (an inside joke)
 
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The Idiots

The Toadster (The Un-Idiot)

The Toadster (a.k.a., MacGyver) will never be known as an idiot. All he had to do to earn this honor was to a) tell me my van needed new spark plugs after the Mazda dealer in Ohio spent two days trying to figure out what was wrong with it (to no avail), and b) admit that there's no way in the world that men are heads of households!

He also sent me a funny video of himself over our network at work. (It was pretty cool!)

Overall, I see Toadster as a positive role model, but two things bother me about him:

  1. His personality profile on Briggs-Meyers was disturbing.
  2. He won't kill someone in his area so I can transfer over and play on neat stuff all day!

(One other thing used to bother me--he made his child use a Windoze computer! Ugh! However, I'm happy to report the Un-Idiot did a very Un-Idiot thing--he bought a Macintosh!!)

Send the Toadster a note!

GeoMan (The Original Idiot)

Ode to Geo
by Darla

Get a Mac!
Get a life!
The head of the household
Is your wife!

(Actually, the head of the household is now baby Joshua!)

Send Geo a note!

Jimmy-Gene (Twang Boy Idiot, Chip-Clip Head)

Ode to Jimmy-Gene
by Darla

Bothering Lisa
Makes his day,
He does naught productive
(In any way).

I know he'll call in sick
And say he's got the flu,
But he'll really be out
Getting a tattoo!

Send Twang Boy a note, and tell him to get a haircut!

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03/07/06

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